If the flash animation is sick enough, I don’t mind if it crashes my browser.’’
— No people.
I love downloading PDFs. Even if the menu is totally out of date, it’s worth the thrill.’’
— Absolutely no one.
Who needs the phone number of a restaurant when you could be enjoying stock photos of food?’’
— Zero people in the history of time.
This ‘Never said about restaurant websites,’ a new blog on Tumblr, came out just before the new year and features quotes that would never be uttered about completely poorly designed restaurant websites. Web designers should take a look at ‘Never said about restaurant websites’ and take notes on avoiding some of these items: cumbersome flash videos, auto downloading PDF menus, and hiding essentials like operating hours & reservation policies. A great read and amazingly funny quotes to boot.